Published by: Mohamed Mostafa
Official Website: CCTV English
Transcript covers between 1:07 and 4:09.

汉字 Pinyin English
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往左……加油。哎，往右，哎呀，撞了撞了…… Wǎng zuǒ…… Jiāyóu. Āi, wǎng yòu, āiyā, zhuàngle zhuàngle…… To the left… Accelerate. Oh, to the right. Oh no, crashing crashing…
唉，我又死了。 Āi, wǒ yòu sǐle. Uh, I’m dead again.
我来我来，你看我的。三、二、一。 Wǒ lái wǒ lái, nǐ kàn wǒ de. Sān, èr, yī. My turn, look at my skills. Three, two, one.
小明、麦克你们干什么呢？ Xiǎo Míng, Màikè nǐmen gànshénme ne? What are you doing, Xiao Ming, Mike?
兰兰， 快来快来，我们打比赛呢。 Lán Lán, kuài lái kuài lái, wǒmen dǎ bǐsài ne. Quick, come here. Lan Lan, we’re racing.
快点儿，快点儿……啊，第三，第三，比第二名就差那么一点儿。 Kuài diǎnr, kuài diǎnr…… A, dì sān, dì sān, bǐ dì èr míng jiù chà nàme yīdiǎnr. Faster, faster… Oh, third place，just a little bit off second place.
噢，你们俩玩儿赛车哪！这个游戏我玩儿得可好了。 Ō, nǐmen liǎ wánr sàichē nǎ! Zhège yóuxì wǒ wánr de kě hǎole. Oh, you’re playing car-racing games! I’m really good at this game.
呦，兰兰，没想到你也在玩儿这个游戏。 Yōu, Lán Lán, méi xiǎngdào nǐ yě zài wánr zhège yóuxì. Oh, Lan Lan, I didn’t think you’d play this game.
那怎么了？不信我们比试比试！ Nà zěnmele? Bùxìn wǒmen bǐshi bǐshi! So what? Have a race if you don’t believe me!
不是，我信，我信。我以为你这个好学生从来都不玩儿游戏呢。 Bùshì, wǒ xìn, wǒ xìn. Wǒ yǐwéi nǐ zhège hào xuéshēng cónglái dōu bù wánr yóuxì ne. No, I believe you, I do. I just thought good students like you never play games.
小明，你不要小看人。你现在玩儿的是第八关，只有过了这关，你才能升级。 Xiǎo Míng, nǐ bùyào xiǎo kàn rén. Nǐ xiànzài wánr de shì dì bā guān, zhǐyǒuguòle zhè guān, nǐ cáinéng shēngjí. Xiao Ming, don’t underestimate people. You’re now at the eighth level. You have to get past this level to reach the next stage.
是啊，但我和麦克就是过不了关。 Shì a, dàn wǒ hé Màikè jiùshìguò bu le guān. Yeah, but Mike and I can’t get through it.
还是让我来试试吧。 Háishì ràng wǒ lái shì shì ba. Let me try.
兰兰，如果你过了第八关，我和小明请你吃比萨。 Lán Lán, rúguǒ nǐguòle dì bā guān, wǒ hé Xiǎo Míng qǐng nǐ chī bǐsà. Lan Lan, if you get past the eighth level, Xiao Ming and I will take you out for pizza.
真的吗？ Zhēn de ma? Really?
是真的，一言为定 。 Shì zhēn de, yī yán wéi dìng. Yes, I promise.
向左，减速，转弯，加油……啊，过关啦，过关啦，真的过关啦！ Xiàng zuǒ, jiǎnsù, zhuǎnwān, jiāyóu…… A, guòguān la, guòguān la, zhēn de guòguān la! To the left, slow down, turn, speed up… Oh, you’ve made it past the level!
你们说我玩得怎么样？ Nǐmen shuō wǒ wán de zěnme yàng? How do you think I played?
一个字“酷”！ Yīgè zì “kù”! In a word “cool”!
兰兰，我们太崇拜你了。 Lán Lán, wǒmen tài chóngbài nǐle. Lan Lan, we are totally in awe of you.
麦克、小明，告诉你们吧，我早就玩通关了。 Màikè, Xiǎo Míng, gàosu nǐmen ba, wǒ zǎo jiù wán tōngguānle. Mike, Xiao Ming, get this. I played through all the levels ages ago.
我说呢，都玩通关了！ Wǒ shuō ne, dōu wán tōngguānle! No wonder. You’ve gone through all the levels!
对了，我得跟我妈说不回家吃饭了。你们不是要请我吃比萨嘛！ Duìle, wǒ de gēn wǒ mā shuō bu huí jiā chīfànle. Nǐmen bùshì yào qǐng wǒ chī bǐsà ma! Oh right, I have to tell my mom I’m not going home for dinner. Aren’t you guys taking me out for pizza!
啊？！ A?! What?!
啊？！ A?! What?!
还真去啊！ Hái zhēn qù a! For real!
真去啊…… Zhēn qù a…… For real…