Published by: Mohamed Mostafa
Official Website: CCTV English
Transcript covers between 0:54 and 2:17.

汉字 Pinyin English
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放学喽，回家喽。今天真是黑色星期一啊！ Fàngxué lou, huí jiā lou. Jīntiān zhēnshi hēisè xīngqí yī a! School’s out, going home. Today was truly a black Monday!
黑色星期一？为什么啊？ Hēisè xīngqí yī? Wèishéme a? Black Monday? Why?
兰兰，你可不知道，我们早上睡过头，上学迟到了。 Lán Lán, nǐ kěbù zhīdào, wǒmen zǎoshang shuì guòtóu, shàngxué chídàole. You don’t know, Lan Lan, we overslept this morning and were late for school.
还有呢，上课没带书！ Hái yǒu ne, shàngkè méi dài shū! What’s more, we went to class without books!
你们呀！ 哎，小明，你们今天有体育课吗？ Nǐmen ya! Āi, Xiǎo Míng, nǐmen jīntiān yǒu tǐyù kè ma? You guys! Hey, Xiao Ming, did you have sports class today?
有啊，有两节体育课。你怎么知道？ Yǒu a, yǒu liǎng jié tǐyù kè. Nǐ zěnme zhīdào? Yes, two periods of sports class. How do you know?
看你身上这么脏，我就知道有体育课。 Kàn nǐ shēnshang zhème zàng, wǒ jiù zhīdào yǒu tǐyù kè. Look how dirty you are, I knew you must have had sports class.
兰兰，我特别喜欢上体育课。你呢？你喜欢上什么课？ Lán Lán, wǒ tèbié xǐhuan shàng tǐyù kè. Nǐ ne? Nǐ xǐhuan shàng shénme kè? Lan Lan, I especially love sports class. And you? What subject do you like?
我嘛，我喜欢上语文课，不喜欢上数学课。 Wǒ ma, wǒ xǐhuan shàng yǔwén kè, bù xǐhuan shàng shùxué kè. Well, I like Chinese class, I don’t like maths class.
切，我看你什么课都喜欢，你每科成绩都那么好。 Qiè, wǒ kàn nǐ shénme kè dōu xǐhuan, nǐ měi kē chéngjī dōu nàme hǎo. Huh, I think you must like all subjects, you’ve got good grades in everything.
哎呀，好啦，好啦。麦克，今天你们老师留作业了吗？ Āiyā, hǎo la, hǎo la. Màikè, jīntiān nǐmen lǎoshī liú zuòyèle ma? Oh, alright, alright. Mike did your teacher leave homework today?
当然了，每科都留了。黑色星期一还没有完。 Dāngránle, měi kē dōuliúle. Hēisè xīngqí yī hái méiyǒu wán. Of course, for every subject. Black Monday isn’t over yet.
那你们去我家写作业吧？ Nà nǐmen qù wǒjiā xiě zuòyè ba? Then come to my house to do homework?
好啊好啊！小明你呢？ Hǎo a hǎo a! Xiǎo Míng nǐ ne? Sure, great! What about you, Xiao Ming?
啊，写作业！麦克，你去吧，我有事。 A, xiě zuòyè! Màikè, nǐ qù ba, wǒ yǒushì. Oh homework! Mike, you go, I’ve got something to do.
你有事？有什么事？ Nǐ yǒushì? Yǒu shénme shì? You’ve got something to do? What?
我……他们叫我呢！嘿，哥们儿，加我一个。 Wǒ……tāmen jiào wǒ ne! Hēi, gēmenr, jiā wǒ yīgè. I…They’re calling me! Hey, bro, count me in.