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汉字 Pinyin English
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我，我，我…… Wǒ, wǒ, wǒ…… I, I, I…
你想……？ Nǐ xiǎng……? You want…?
我想去……！ Wǒ xiǎng qù……! I want to go…!
你想去方便一下？ Nǐ xiǎng qù fāngbiàn yīxià? You want to go and relieve yourself?
对！ Duì! Yes!
跟我去卫生间吧。 Gēn wǒ qù wèishēngjiān ba. Come with me to the bathroom.
你太好了。走，快走！ Nǐ tài hǎole. Zǒu, kuàizǒu! You’re the best. Let’s go, quickly!
马桶。不要忘记冲水啊！ Mǎtǒng. Bùyào wàngjì chōng shuǐ a! Here is the toilet. Don’t forget to flush!
讨厌的 Li，（难道）我不知道上完厕所要冲水？ Tǎoyàn de Li, (nándào) wǒ bù zhīdào shàng wán cèsuǒ yào chōng shuǐ? Bloody Li, and as if I don’t know how to flush after using the toilet?
手纸！ Shǒuzhǐ! Toilet paper!